Posted 16 hours ago

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

Posted 16 hours ago

nosdrinker:

at least i can admit i’m a piece of shit

(Source: nosdrinker)

Posted 21 hours ago

hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

Posted 21 hours ago

perriwinkle:

*knits myself a thong*

Posted 21 hours ago
Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life.
Robin Sharma (via pureblyss)
Posted 1 day ago

bilboh:

one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra” instead of “eureka”

(Source: asukaas)

Posted 2 days ago

bombing:

attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand

Posted 2 days ago

actualthomasarclight:

ah yes add me on skype so i can be too afraid to talk to you ever

(Source: ordile)

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago