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  2. mom: mama? ma? mommy?
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mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

(Source: mellowminty)

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2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

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scottish:

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
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lilysinthefall:

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

(Source: asapscience)